This is Mike's asparagus patch. It gets burned off each year to clear the weeds and keep trees out. The location of this patch is TOP SECERET so I thought I'd put it on the web.

First, mow a perimeter so the fire doesn't spread.

Park a small child in the middle of the field so you know when the fire is 1/2 way done.

 

Always have an alert and well trained fire crew standing by. Start small

Woops.. gotta go now! Come on Courtney...Courtney? 

Hmm....where did I see her last?

 

 Four weeks later ...

There's nothing here!
Ah.... a closer inspection reveals..... We send out the trusty migrant workers

There were more of 'em before someone said something about green cards

Would you like to pick one?

This has nothing to do with asparagus but I just had to show you

 

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